MY HARLEQUIN ROMANCE

“Tomorrow I’ll be stronger, running colorful
No longer just in black and white And I’m quite alright hiding tonight”
— Alex Turner, Hiding Tonight

khadds:

Me more than likely

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agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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pleadingthefilth:

So Obama can write a handwritten letter to Joan Rivers’ daughter saying how her mother made him and Michelle laugh (I wonder if this was before or after Joan referred to Michelle as the t-slur) but Obama had no time to call off Ferguson police gassing and shooting rubber/wooden bullets at peaceful protestors?

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sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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WHY ARE YOU DO ING THIS TO ME