MY HARLEQUIN ROMANCE

“Tomorrow I’ll be stronger, running colorful
No longer just in black and white And I’m quite alright hiding tonight”
— Alex Turner, Hiding Tonight

llieo:

holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over his driveway

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When a new song comes out of your favorite kpop band

aivlis-design:

your own reaction

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You decide to show it to your mother and your father
their reaction
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My reaction

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you try with your friend
her reaction
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My reaction
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I

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Instead, when you do listen to music at a kpop friend

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cumstache:

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name


whats his name

cumstache:

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

whats his name

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nvflawless:

I can’t stop laughing at the screen caps of Suho laughing by himself.

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frenums:

geez!!

frenums:

geez!!

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runawaymarbles:

x-men + text posts (5/?)

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How to finger a girl

1. Use your tongue

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foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

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I was not meant to be tumblr famous

kreativedragon:

teamfreekickass:

teamfreekickass:

I mean you got

Perchu (Moreo guy): 

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Jakemlik (fruit roll up cock block:image

Pizza: (not anymore)image

tyleroakley:

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AND THEN THERE IS ME:image

Spoken-not-written

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egberts

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troyesivan

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and a year later…there is still…me

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I’d still save you first if the ship was sinking.

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